Thursday, March 3, 2011

Keep Laughing..

1.Defendant:  Judge, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.
Judge: And why is that?
Defendant: Because the Public Defender isn't interested in my case.
Judge (to Public Defender): Do you have any comments on the
defendant's motion?
Public Defender: I'm sorry, Your Honor. I wasn't listening.

2. During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband," Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was
so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?" The husband
replied: "Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my

3.A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice "13.......13.......13.........13" the man
over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall, he looked
the hole and gets poked in the eye. The moaning voice then

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Quotes Of Wisdom

“The person without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder."
--Thomas Carlyle

“It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we
--Henri Poincare

“Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who
looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakens."
--Carl Jung

“You must be the change you wish to see in the world."
--Mahatma Ghandi

“The moment one gives close attention to anything, even a blade of
grass, it becomes a mysterious, awesome, indescribably magnificent
world in itself."
--Henry Miller

“Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together
go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius."

“God, grant me serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to
change the things I can, and wisdom to know the difference."
--Reinhold Niebuhr

“The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one
persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress
depends on the unreasonable man."
--George Bernard Shaw

“That which does not kill you makes you stronger."

“It's not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it's because we
do not dare that they are difficult."

“The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education."
--Albert Einstein

“If someone does not smile at you, be generous and offer your own
smile. Nobody needs a smile more than the one that cannot smile to
--Dalai Lama

“Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that
nothing is."
--Thomas Szasz

“My religion is simple, my religion is kindness."
--Dalai Llama

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