Keep Laughing..

1.Defendant:  Judge, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.
Judge:  And why is that?
Defendant: Because the Public Defender isn't interested in my case.
Judge (to Public Defender): Do you have any comments on the
defendant's motion?
Public Defender: I'm sorry, Your Honor.  I wasn't listening.

2. During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband," Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was
so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?" The husband
replied: "Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my
life."

3.A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice "13.......13.......13.........13" the man
over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall, he looked
the hole and gets poked in the eye. The moaning voice then
'14.........14.........14.......14.'

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Quotes Of Wisdom

“The person without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder."
--Thomas Carlyle

“It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we
discover."
--Henri Poincare

“Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who
looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakens."
--Carl Jung

“You must be the change you wish to see in the world."
--Mahatma Ghandi

“The moment one gives close attention to anything, even a blade of
grass, it becomes a mysterious, awesome, indescribably magnificent
world in itself."
--Henry Miller

“Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together
go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius."
--WolfgangMozart

“God, grant me serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to
change the things I can, and wisdom to know the difference."
--Reinhold Niebuhr

“The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one
persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress
depends on the unreasonable man."
--George Bernard Shaw

“That which does not kill you makes you stronger."
--Neitzsche

“It's not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it's because we
do not dare that they are difficult."
--Seneca

“The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education."
--Albert Einstein

“If someone does not smile at you, be generous and offer your own
smile. Nobody needs a smile more than the one that cannot smile to
others."
--Dalai Lama

“Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that
nothing is."
--Thomas Szasz

“My religion is simple, my religion is kindness."
--Dalai Llama

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